On Wednesday 6/30/10...

Billy Hayes will be on to talk about his episode of "Locked Up Abroad: The Real Midnight Express" on National Geographic Channel.

Recap:
Salmon vodka, more loud sex, penalty kicks in the World Cup, and "Locked Up Abroad: The Real Midnight Express."

On Tuesday 6/29/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Criminal profiler and author, Pat Brown, checked in to talk about the missing Oregon boy case.

Recap:
Osbourn Park High School, a Russian spy ring, silent discos, and getting engaged, but not getting married.

On Monday 6/28/10...

No scheduled guests...

No recap provided by EITMonline.com

On Friday 6/25/10...

Elliot shows off Pat Brown's book from Thursday...



Filmmaker Amir Bar-Lev will be in-studio to talk about his new documentary, "The Tillman Story."

Recap:
Amir Bar-Lev and 'The Tillman Story,' LaToya Jackson and Bubbles, Japan's "Morning Challenge," and Diane gets IBS.

Joan the Moan Calls...Gets Dumped!

A breathy Joan the Moan phoned in Thursday morning wanting Flounder to "talk dirty" to her...



When Elliot asked her the five places she wanted Flounder to kiss, natch...she was dumped!

The uncensored audio has yet to be released, so use your imagination.

Related: [Joan the Moan!]

On Thursday 6/24/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...again...



Missy Peregrym will be on to talk about her new show Rookie Blue.

Criminal profiler and author, Pat Brown, will be in-studio to talk about her new book, 'The Profiler: My Life Hunting Serial Killers and Psychopaths.'

Recap:
Pat Brown, Missy Peregrym, John Isner/Nicolas Mahut, and Segway Sightseeing with Silversun Pickups.

On Wednesday 6/23/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Top Chef; DC judge, Gail Simmons, will be on the show.

Comcast SportsNet anchor, Chris Miller, will check in.

John Oliver and producer Tim Greenberg from The Daily Show will join the show.

Recap:
Gail Simmons, John Oliver, Chris Miller, and train collectors.

On Tuesday 6/22/10...

John Henson will be on to talk about his show Wipeout.

Recap:
Flounder and 100 girls sittin' in a tree, John Henson for "Wipeout," fan death, a toe for a thumb, and see you...in 20 years!

Elliot To Give High School Commencement Speech!

A Supreme Court justice. An Olympic gold medalist. And a disc jockey whose on-air jokes about oral sex created a marketing stir at a Washington radio station. Those are among the personalities who will be sharing sage wisdom to graduating classes in Fairfax County high schools this month.

This year's speaker list includes heavy hitters such as U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia at Langley High School, Olympic gold winning swimmer Ed Moses at Lake Braddock Secondary School and popular radio host Elliot Segal at J.E.B. Stuart High School.

"One of our students lives a few houses down from Elliot ["in the morning" Segal]," she said. The radio host of D.C. 101 -- whose off-color sex jokes have garnered him a $55,000 fine from the FCC and a suspension in December 2008 -- agreed to give a school-appropriate speech at Stuart High School's graduation, which will take place Monday. The host is a perfect fit, Fredericks said.

"One thing I can say about this class is they have a really big personality ... He's got a great personality and we knew he'd be entertaining," she said. Read the rest of the article here.

Elliot will give his speech on Monday, June 21st at 2:30pm at Robinson Secondary School in Fairfax.

On Monday 6/21/10...

USA midfielder Maurice Edu will call in from South Africa.

Recap:
Maurice Edu and "The Tie Breaker That Wasn't," sexting suspensions, HDYW: Manute Bol, and EITM's 'Fly With The Offspring.'

On Friday 6/18/10...

It's pixelated, I know...



Spanx founder, Sara Blakely, will be on the show.

Former Washington Redskins linebacker, Ken Harvey, will check in.

Recap:
Spanx for Men, Ken Harvey, Pentagon City Mall, and the apocalyptic prophecies of Frank Fenner.

On Thursday 6/17/10...

Chelsea Handler of "Chelsea Lately" will be on the show.

Recap:
Chelsea Handler, the Erostek ET302R, obesity's impact on sexual heatlth, and git... git!

On Wednesday 6/16/10...

Comedian Bert Kreischer will be on to talk about his new show, "Bert The Conqueror."

Recap:
Bert Kreischer, fainting stories, the world's largest kidney exchange, and the best magic trick Elliot has ever seen.

On Tuesday 6/15/10...

U.S. defender, Jay DeMerit, will call in from South Africa.

Recap:
Jay DeMerit, Kennedy sex parties, the Bob Etheridge video, and Perez Hilton.

On Monday 6/14/10...

No scheduled guests...

Recap:
Vuvuzelas, Tiger's love child, another Elliot neck cyst, and Richard Simmons -- gay?

On Friday 6/11/10...

Comedian Paul F. Tompkins will be on the show.

Recap:
Elliot apologizes, Britain curses, Diane cares about the World Cup, and Paul F. Tompkins calls.

On Thursday 6/10/10...

No scheduled guests. Roche will be in-studio...

Recap:
Roche fights Elliot, Desi rides a unicyle, and Jeremy Roenick cries.

On Wednesday 6/9/10...

Tré Cool from Green Day will check in.

Three-time Stanley Cup champion, Brendan Shanahan, will be on the show.

Recap:
Tre Cool, Brendan Shanahan, a Cambodian "jungle woman" update, and Stephen Strasburg.

On Tuesday 6/8/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Alan Black and David Henry Sterry will be on to talk about their book, The Glorious World Cup.

Recap:
'The Glorious World Cup,' a 12-year-old matador, "green" in the bedroom, and Apple's iPhone 4.

On Monday 6/7/10...

Ryan Zimmerman from the Washington Nationals will check in.

Recap:
The 2010 MTV Movie Awards, Joran van der Sloot, "unschooling," and Nats 3B Ryan Zimmerman.

On Friday 6/4/10...

Comedian Natasha Leggero will be in-studio to talk about her new gig on Last Comic Standing.

Recap:
Our 2010 Scripps National Spelling Bee Draft, comedian Natasha Leggero, and a black Spider-Man.

Joan the Moan!

Joan the Moan in living VHS color...



Who is Joan the Moan?

Joan the Moan is an Omaha, Nebraska native who moved to Richmond with her family when she was 18-years-old. She has become famous for calling local radio stations and moaning on the air, thus she became known as, "Joan the Moan." Oddly enough, Joan is a virgin and plans to have sex when she gets married.

Though she has called Elliot in the Morning for several years, she recently gained Elliot's attention after he met her at an event in Richmond where she devoured a family size plate of nachos and later spent 30 minutes in the ladies restroom. Besides moaning and touching her large breasts, she can also burp on command.

Related: [Joan the Moan Calls...Gets Dumped!]

On Thursday 6/3/10...

Jonah Hill will be on to talk about his new movie Get Him to the Greek.

Samantha Bee from The Daily Show will be on to talk about her book, "I Know I Am, But What Are You."

Recap:
Jim Joyce's missed call, groping on the Metro, Indian spelling bee contestants, Jonah Hill, and Samantha Bee.

On Wednesday 6/2/10...

Spike Mendelsohn of Top Chef fame will be on to talk about his new cookbook "The Good Stuff Cookbook".

Recap:
Al and Tipper, Spike and "Good Stuff," Elliot and the carjacker, Elliot and the jungle, and HDYW: Dennis Hopper.