Friday, April 30, 2010

On Friday 4/30/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



George McPhee, the general manager of the Washington Capitals, will be on the show.

Thomas Ian Nicholas will be on to talk about his movie Please Give.

Recap:
GMGM, Thomas Ian Nicholas, Rielle Hunter on "Oprah," and Donna Brothers versus a horse.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

On Thursday 4/29/10...



Johann Sigfusson will be on to talk about his documentary Naked Science: Iceland Volcano Eruption.

Mark Steines from Entertainment Tonight will check in.

Recap:
One (series) and done, execution by firing squad, Eyjafjallajökull, and ET's Mark Steines.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

On Wednesday 4/28/10...



Joe Beninati, play-by-play announcer for the Washington Capitals, will check in.

Andy Garcia will be on to talk about his new movie, City Island.

Kurt Busch, the No. 2 Miller Lite Dodge driver in the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series will join the show.

Recap:
Andy Garcia, Kurt Busch, Joe B., Aunt Flo, and a gay celeb mystery.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

On Tuesday 4/27/10...



Kitty Kelley will be on to talk about her book Oprah: A Biography.

Recap:
Kitty Kelley, SkyJump Las Vegas, letter-writing mistresses, and the growing popularity of raw milk.

Monday, April 26, 2010

On Monday 4/26/10...



Taylor Hawkins from Foo Fighters will be on to talk about Taylor Hawkins and the Coattail Riders.

Recap:
Taylor Hawkins, riding in ambulances, a modern-day Kitty Genovese, and Eric Belanger's teeth.

Friday, April 23, 2010

On Friday 4/23/10...



Jennifer Coolidge (a.k.a. Stifler's Mom) will be in-studio with Elliot and the Class.

Recap:
Jennifer Coolidge, the NFL Draft, playoff pubes, and some reachable Habs.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

On Thursday 4/22/10...



Comedian and friend of the show, Todd Glass, will check in.

Peter Elkind, author of "Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer," will be on to talk about his book.

Recap:
Todd Glass has a heart attack, Peter Elkind has a book, and people who regularly use tanning beds have a problem.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

On Wednesday 4/21/10...



Maynard James Keenan from Tool will be on to talk about his film, Blood Into Wine.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré (yes, that one) will be on to talk about her May cover of Playboy.

Recap:
Legalizing pot, trying Snus, and talking to Ashley Dupre and Maynard James Keenan.

On Tuesday 4/20/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Joe Beninati, the announcer for the Washington Capitals, will be on the show.

Recap:
Joe Beninati, foreign accent syndrome, and unique physiological reactions to sexual arousal.

Monday, April 19, 2010

On Monday 4/19/10...



No guests scheduled...

Recap:
Joan "The Moan," haunted houses, and Facebook divorces.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

On Friday 4/16/10...

Tyler fills in for Elliot...



Crash Kings will be in-studio before their Chili Cook Off performance in Richmond.

Christopher Mintz-Plasse (a.k.a. McLovin) will be on to talk about his new movie Kick-Ass.

Recap:
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Crash Kings, and the Phillie Phanatic.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

On Thursday 4/15/10...



Rock The 'Hawk...

Recap:
Rock The 'Hawk 2010, C. diff in Richmond, smokeless tobacco in baseball, and Larry King's eighth divorce.

EITM's Rock The 'Hawk 2010!

Rock The 'Hawk, Rock, Rock, The 'Hawk...

The Washington Capitals are back in the playoffs and once again, Elliot In The Morning has its own Verizon Center section.

Thursday morning, between 5 and 6am, come to the EITM studios in Rockville, MD where Elliot will randomly select thirty people to 'Rock The Hawk and win a ticket to Game 1.

If you can't get to the station on Thursday, you can still win a seat in the EITM section! Just stop by the official 'Rock The Hawk pre-game party at RFD, starting at 5:30pm, with your own homemade mohawk and you will instantly become eligible to win a ticket on-site. No mohawk? No worries! Just come by RFD to pre-game (Hello, Bud Light!) and then watch the Caps take on the Canadians right there at the bar! Sound good? Must be 21. It all happens on Thursday!

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

On Wednesday 4/14/10...



Mike Green from the Washington Capitals will be on to talk about Rock The 'Hawk.

Recap:
Caps defenseman Mike Green, more bizarreness from former Rep. Eric Massa, and keeping mementos to prove you had sex.

On Tuesday 4/13/10...



Mike Inez from Alice In Chains will will be on the show.

Recap:
Everyone forgets about Springfest, Diane gets lost, swim teams get investigated, and Mike Inez (Alice In Chains) checks in.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

On Monday 4/12/10...

Check out Diane in the background, touching up her make-up...



Chelsie Hightower from Dancing With The Stars will check in.

Recap:
The JMU Springfest riots, Diane’s aspirin train, and ‘Dancing With The Stars’ pro Chelsie Hightower.

Friday, April 9, 2010

On Friday 4/9/10...



Steve Carell will check in to talk about his new movie Date Night with Tina Fey.

Actress and comedian, Kristen Schaal, will be in-studio.

Recap:
Steve Carell, Kristen Schaal, and a midget census worker.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

On Thursday 4/8/10...



Soccer star and friend of the show, Abby Wambach, will check in.

Recap:
Tiger and Tiki go young, angels visit Tyler's kittens, Flounder lies about the "Bell," and listeners watch porn… with their parents.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

On Wednesday 4/7/10...

Tyler and his peanut butter fill in for Elliot...



Nuno Bettencourt, best known from the group Extreme, will check in.

Recap:
Role-playing for dummies, a 13-year-old mountain climber, one of the greatest guitarists of all-time, and those doggone cats...or should it be cat-gone cats?

Monday, April 5, 2010

On Tuesday 4/6/10...



Jason Mulgrew will be on to talk about his book, 'Everything Is Wrong with Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong'.

Recap:
Whoopi's unexpected wetness, crowded caskets, an "Internet quasi-celebrity," and dirt on your boss.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

EITM Birthdays This Week!

It's birthday week on EITM...



Oddly enough...Kyle, Flounder, and Tyler all celebrate birthdays in the same week.

On Monday, Kyle turns 28...Flounder turns 31 on Tuesday...and Tyler turns 28 on Thursday.

Flounder has already solicited his Facebook friends for a gift: a Back to the Future Lights and Sound Mark I Delorean which you can purchase here.

Tyler wants four VIP tickets to the 2010 NBA Draft and to have his picture taken with Commissioner Stern. You can bid on that here. No word on what Kyle wants... Happy NaNa boys!

On Monday 4/5/10...



Chris Cooley checked in to to talk about Donovan McNabb being traded to the Redskins.

Recap:
Gay porn star friends, Cooley on McNabb deal, single people who hate Duke, and kittens, kittens, kittens.

New EITM Channel Now Available on iHeartRadio!

On Friday, I discovered the brand new Elliot In The Morning channel on iHeartRadio...

That's right! EITM fans who have the iHeartRadio app installed on their phone can now listen to Elliot In The Morning 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!

I'm actually listening to the show right now...

It appears that the channel plays the last show on a continuous loop until the next show airs. So if you have iHeartRadio make sure you check under Personalities and add the Elliot In The Morning channel to your Favorites!

Smell My Face...Anytime...Anyplace
with iHeartRadio.

Click here for more info about the new EITM channel.

Friday, April 2, 2010

EITM's Easter Keg Hunt 2010 Happening Now!

At 5:48am this morning EITM's Easter Keg Hunt 2010 will officially begin...



Remember, most Easter Kegs will be visible from the road or in a shopping center. Look near restaurants and various landmarks. No Easter Kegs will be hidden near government buildings or monuments.



If you find a keg tomorrow, call Elliot at 1-866-2-ELLIOT and state your team name and where you found the Easter Keg. Elliot will then make note of it on his master list.

If you find Flounder and his Golden Easter Keg you will win a years worth of Coors Light. This may help you out:

- In 2007, the Golden Easter Keg was found at Kettler Capitals Iceplex in Arlington.

- In 2008, the Golden Easter Keg was found at Nationals Stadium in Washington, DC.

Tonight, bring your Easter Keg to one of Elliot's Easter Keg Redemption parties to claim your prize:
DC Easter Keg Redemption Party at McFadden's
Good Friday, April 2nd from 7-9PM
24001 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC

Richmond Easter Keg Redemption Party at The Pour House
Good Friday, April 2nd from 7-9PM
3438 Pump Rd
Richmond, VA
Click here for all your details about EITM's Easter Keg Hunt 2010! Good luck!

Update:
Here are clues to Flounder's Golden Easter Keg...

Clue #1: If you want to find the golden keg, you've just begun the race; if you’re searching in Virginia, you’re in the wrong place.

Clue #2: Diane cut off her boobs, her husband thinks it's hot; if you want to find the golden keg, hidden in Maryland it is not.

Clue #3: You will get beer for a year, if you find the golden keg; if the two previous clues weren’t clear, we’re in D.C.

Clue #4: We’re under the lights, Tyler is queer; find the golden keg, win beer for a year.

Clue #5: There’s a guard at the gate, he will let you pass; we’re just through the tunnel, on the edge of the grass.

The Golden Easter Keg was found at 8:30am! Flounder was on the field at RFK Stadium! Congrats to Chris and Kevin of "Team Eileen's A Cunt"!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

On Good Friday 4/2/10...

Actually, it's gonna be a GREAT Friday...



EITM's Easter Keg Hunt 2010 kicks off at 5:48am...

Casey Anderson will be on to talk about his show "Expedition Wild" on Nat Geo Wild.

Matt "Sugar" Marr, Elliot's favorite contestant from "Minute To Win It" will check in.

Recap:
The return of the Easter Keg Hunt, a ten-year-old gets tasered, 'Minute To Win It' contestant "Sugar," and wildlife naturalist/"bear expert" Casey Anderson.

On Thursday 4/1/10...



Comedian and friend of the show, Mike Birbiglia, will be in-studio.

Recap:
Vegetarian divorce, next year's "bigger" dance, comedian Mike Birbiglia, and Elliot Segal House, M.D.